Funny
But First, Coffee
Decaf is a personal insult.
$24.99
Do not perceive me before the first cup. This shirt establishes a legally binding coffee boundary that family and coworkers must respect.
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Printed to order just for you. Shipping & returns ā
Details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
- Original PrintWaffle design ā you won't find this anywhere else
- Unisex fit, sizes Sā3XL
- Printed to order by our fulfillment partner in the USA
- Machine washable. Like your dignity, mostly intact after washing.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed after you order it ā nothing sits in a warehouse. Production typically takes 2ā7 business days, then ships to your door. See the FAQ for full shipping details.
Returns
Because each shirt is printed just for you, we can't resell returns ā but if your order arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right with a reprint or refund. Details in the FAQ.
